GASSED UP ONE FOOTED SPACE SAVING POLE VAULTER MISTAKENLY RAPS VERY FAST

Hey y'all, Pat Knight here

All right, first and foremost, does anyone know what’s up with this CITGO Boycott/"Buycott?" Last night I received a bulletin from one of my favorite rappers, Stic. Man of Dead Prez, urging me and millions of others to refrain from purchasing Exxon Mobil gas, the largest oil vendor in the world, for the remainder of the year. It's an attempt to force them to lower their prices and by doing so smaller vendors will have to follow suit. That’s the plan (I’ll have you know that since I received the message I haven’t purchased any Exxon Mobil gas). I’m feeling out of the loop and it's things like this that I find it hard to take a stand on; where it’s not so much my views on a specific issue, but rather my views on the character of another person, namely Hugo Chavez... I’m inclined to listen to Dead Prez on this one. They seem to be pretty on their game when it comes to "revolution" although I can’t condone everything they say or do. Anyway I just want to hear some other opinions about this and feel free to give me a virtual slap upside the head suggesting that I should get with the times.

But enough about me…

MAJOR PROPS to my homegirl KARIN FJELLMAN for introducing me to this gem. I Love the shot at around 2:03-2:04. I was going to try to say something snappy but there are really no words.

Check out this Incredible Furniture solution for the young person/student/whatever who doesn’t want to be tied down by a bunch of stuff during the frequent moves of their 20 something existence. This is just a prototype but I hope that before I "settle down" I will be able to own a Casulo and have to move a few times. Peep it...

Sorry about that one you video snobs, I’ve still got a tween in my heart somewhere that just can’t get enough slapstick.

I mean...she like... really does have heart, cause like, it takes guts to get back out there and admit your mistakes on LIVE TELEVISION. I mean, even Matt Louer makes mistakes sometimes and really, like, she’s only 18 so…

Hey Check out this kid. He's really Dope.

Nam sayin

D I Y

Hey you should try this recipe I made up

Pats Eggs
Take as many eggs as you want, probably a dozen.
Put them in a pan with water covering them.
Bring that to a rolling boil then turn the heat off and cover them if possible.
Let them sit for 1o minutes.
Pour out the hot water and replace it with cold water and let the eggs cool off

Next make a solution of about 1 part water for every 2 parts apple cider vinegar, enough to submerge all of your eggs in add some salt and a half cup of sugar and whatever spices you think sound good... pepper, cloves, ground mustard etc.

Peel your eggs and place them in the solution, let that sit in your refrigerator for about 3-4 days and presto

PATS EGGS!!!

Here is some more "home brew" for you:




Apparently all you need to do this yourself is a bluetooth enabled computer, a Wii remote, infrared lights and the free software that you can download at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~johnny/projects/wii/


And here is some old stuff that any hip hop fan with a sense of humor should see:






& I'm out

WE SHARE OUR MOTHER'S HEALTH

If you hadn't seen it, now you have. Rejoice!



Also, just for good measure:

HEY WHAT IT IS? IT'S YOUR BOY PAT KNIGHT!

So, as it will become clear as you scroll down, I gave Patrick Knight "authorship" rights/responsibilities so that I could read my own blog when I'm bored. He's probably gonna do a really awesome job of supplying content that I want to look at and he's also a RAP GOD (his group Ckastle Danger is going gangbusters on some De La/ D-E-L, trashing foolishness shit), so don't come around these message boards acting like that's your crown cause you'll get hurt (feelings-wise).


Anyway, to inaugurate Pat I'm gonna post pictures of him followed by pictures of a ridiculous pizza that I saw on someone's Facebook page. This way you can acquaint yourself with the new talent and then feel good about the way you eat.


Pat's studio equipment; Reel to reel, just like the White Stripes (that's their deal isn't it?)



Pat's taste in women; The great thing about dating grandmas is that everything is on them.



Pat's fashion sense



A day in the life of Patrick Knight



Patrick's Rap/Rock side project












While I'm at it, I found out that the guy I was posting about a month or so ago, Ulillillia, is an avid Youtube video poster. All of his videos are video game glitches and they're about as repetitive as everything in his life, but his narration is amazing. "Look at that ground fogged out so much!" Watch the first one for sure, watch the second one if you're bored to tears.





coming soon: content that I actually created

TIME KILLERS

Hey Errbody! This is Pat Knight and this is my first blog. I hope that this will be the first time you see these things that I am about to reveal to you otherwise this will just be lame.
I want to get some of this. I wonder if you can feel it if you were to cup your hand and lift it.

You should also check out this website. It's these crazy paper cut out models that you can print & make. Some of them look really intricate. I'll let you know if I accomplish any of them. You do the same http://www.creativecloseup.com/100-exceptional-free-paper-models-and-toys

Anyway I have to write a paper so I can spend all of tomorrow indulging in super smash bros brawl

later...