Mar 9, 2008

HEY WHAT IT IS? IT'S YOUR BOY PAT KNIGHT!

So, as it will become clear as you scroll down, I gave Patrick Knight "authorship" rights/responsibilities so that I could read my own blog when I'm bored. He's probably gonna do a really awesome job of supplying content that I want to look at and he's also a RAP GOD (his group Ckastle Danger is going gangbusters on some De La/ D-E-L, trashing foolishness shit), so don't come around these message boards acting like that's your crown cause you'll get hurt (feelings-wise).


Anyway, to inaugurate Pat I'm gonna post pictures of him followed by pictures of a ridiculous pizza that I saw on someone's Facebook page. This way you can acquaint yourself with the new talent and then feel good about the way you eat.


Pat's studio equipment; Reel to reel, just like the White Stripes (that's their deal isn't it?)



Pat's taste in women; The great thing about dating grandmas is that everything is on them.



Pat's fashion sense



A day in the life of Patrick Knight



Patrick's Rap/Rock side project












W
hile I'm at it, I found out that the guy I was posting about a month or so ago, Ulillillia, is an avid Youtube video poster. All of his videos are video game glitches and they're about as repetitive as everything in his life, but his narration is amazing. "Look at that ground fogged out so much!" Watch the first one for sure, watch the second one if you're bored to tears.





coming soon: content that I actually created

4 comments:

Tez said...

Holy fuck, and I thought he didn't have a life BEFORE I saw those videos. It's bad enough that he takes the time to do all these- it's worse that he actually makes these fucking ridiculous calculation nobody on Earth could possibly care about. The clincher is that he spent so much time with Bubsy 3D. This dude's life is mind-numbingly boring, and that's from a guy who was pretty sure he had a mind-numbingly boring life, himself.

That pizza looks awesome.

Hi, Pat!

tallmansmallman said...

YEEEEUUUUUH BABY! I have to admit Martin, when I found Ulillillia's website it reminded me of you (which is funny cause apparently he reminded you of me) primarily because he plays mad vids, loves his online forums and listed hamburger helper and frozen pizzas as his favorite food. But yeah, he's absurd. The funniest part is the user comments on his videos. The ones that aren't all "you're the most refreshing super genius I've ever met" (he is NOT a genius) are arguments about how "that's not a glitch cause you're in debug mode" (which is probably legit, but still SOOOO RETARDED to argue about).

Tez said...

Look, when you've got princesses to save and levels to up, sometimes you need a quick, no-nonsense meal that tastes like actual food, which is where Hamburger Helper comes in. I actually haven't had frozen pizza in ages. I can't stomach that shit anymore. I'm, like, actually cooking stuff now, all marinating and everything. It's nuts.

Pat Knight said...

hey marty whats up i just figured out how to look at these comments